Should you find yourself at home on 20 October, fancying a bit of contemporary art, perhaps you might like to direct the telly to Channel M at 15:00 for Zeitgeist, in which I try to convince the general public that coloring with pound shop glitter pens is in fact legitimate contemporary art. The projects that resulted from my residency at Chinese Arts Centre — Pounds of Happiness, Unlimited Promise, the Cheap and Cheerful drawings and Sorted — may appear in the programme as well.